August 29, 2007

Koo, I'm looking at you on this one....

Could someone explain to me why our friends to the East think that drinking this tea (or eating cookies) will increase you bust size? That's right, for around $1.25 you can eat the recommended 2 cookies a day and be on your way to tighter fitting shirts.


  1. Well, I suppose if anybody ate a lot of cookies their breast size would go up. I know Fat Pat's cup size went up two sizes due to his excessive cookie binges.

  2. Speaking of Fat Pat, I saw him last semester. He's still working at Hy-vee. And he's still fat.