September 21, 2007

Google is stalking me!

The United States needs help. Remember that lady that sued McDonalds because she burnt her groin while trying to drive, and add sugar to the cup that was resting between her legs? How about not doing stupid things while driving? Or not putting your hot coffee near your ba-jingo (random Scrubs reference)? Now McDonalds must serve their coffee at 130 degrees instead of 190, and all the coffee cups say "Hot!" about a billions times on them.

Well here is a new idiot. This guy takes the cake. His lawsuit is that Google is endangering his identity. Can you guess why? Because if you flip his SSN and add a few other things together, it looks like Google (see picture). Also, the entire lawsuit was written up on a piece of paper. Personally, I think this guy is an idiot. If he wins, I will lose what little faith I still have in our judicial system.

[Cybernet News]

September 20, 2007

Wanna save a ton of money?


It's real. No scam or anything. Did you know that batteries are made of smaller batteries? And if you take them apart, you could save money. For example: A single AA battery is made up of 8 watch batteries (worth $40)! What a rip off.

Watch these videos for details.

Next time I'll have to tie them to my feet

This morning I had a dream where I hit on a very insecure Hilary Duff and hung out with the homeless people In Uptown (Minneapolis), which was really in San Fransisco. I was doing very well too, despite forgetting my shoes in my car (happens a lot in my dreams), but then I woke up.

September 19, 2007

It's not what you think...

September 18, 2007

Look what you've done John!

This is in response to John's extreme hatred for the NY Times.

You remember how we met?
Silhouetted by the lights?
You were drunk and tried to take
A mental picture with your hands

I was thinking about that
And a bunch of other things
Stop looking at the floor
I need to pour out this expansive dose of words

I can't explain. I need to be alone

I know the timing isn't great
But these things you just can't plan
I just need a little time so I can find myself again

'Cause i get buried underneath
All the things they think you are
And I'm too tired to pretend
It doesn't hurt to be left out

I had a pocketful of dreams
But I gave them all to you
Now I think I want 'em back
So can you tell me if I'm crazy or confused

Don't ever change the way you are
I've never loved anyone more

♫ Motion City Soundtrack - The Conversation

Rain

I don't know what it is, but there's something about the rain. I love the rain. I always have. I remember when I was a kid, I'd wake up in the morning to find my mother talking about the big storm the night before. She would say that it kept her up most of the night. And I would always sleep right through it. Thunderstorms never bothered me, but I know they worried my mother.

I still love to wake up to the sound of rain on the roof. But it does make me lonely. What doesn't theses days? Part of me worries just a little bit now though, like my mom. I guess now I worry about other people. Before when I was young, I took everything for granted. Two weeks ago, I lost a family member. It really makes you think. Will I lose someone else tonight because of a thunderstorm? I guess it's something about getting old. I don't want to, because it takes the fun out of everything. Thunderstorms are no longer about curling up and watching a movie with your baby. Now, however little, I worry too.

(ok, seriously, I think I'm going to die from the wind knocking over this decrepit building. I can feel it swaying and I live on the 3rd floor).

Dude, where's my music?

So what's the deal? The expected release date of the new Motion City Soundtrack album is today. It looks like Best Buy is selling it already, but I don't have it yet. Why? Because iTunes hasn't released it yet. They say that I will receive an email sometime today informing me that I can download all the tracks. Yet, it's 10 AM and nothing. I stayed up until midnight last night to see if I could get it then. I wasn't worried when I didn't get the email then, maybe they only do it during business hours. That's fair. But now it's ten hours into the day I have nothing. Ugh. I just bothers me that iTunes is supposed to be easy and convenient, yet I would have the new album quicker if I just drove to the store to get it.

September 17, 2007

nobody wants to hear it

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Can you do this Gym? How about you Koo?

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Note: This fly is alive.

September 16, 2007

NEW Motion City Soundtrack!

The newest album from Motion City Soundtrack drops on Tuesday! If you haven't heard of these guys, check out their last album. I've already purchased my advanced copy of their new album Even If It Kills Me on iTunes. It came with a digital bookelt, the Broken Heart music video and two bonus tracks! That makes a total of 16 tracks of delicious MCS. I'm really excited (if you can't tell). I already love the two new songs they posted weeks ago, and the rest of the album should be just as good.

You should go buy it now!

Download this NOW!

I'm not sure why, but I can't get enough of the song Whispering Actually by the band I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business. I like the the other songs, but that one gets me every time. I can't even explain it. Maybe I'm going crazy.

You can download it (FREE) on I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business's purevolume page.